I'm blogging because I can Not SLEEPPPPPP.....

So, I'm trying to sleep. But, alas and alack.. nothing. So, in an effort not to become so desperate as to dig up  the passwords for my myspace account.. I sit. Trying to convince myself that I am TIRED. When unfortunately I know I am very much NOT tired at all. Which as you can see.. is a dilema. Obviously.
So, in an effort to entertain myself I have done the following:

1) Read up on how to work Imovie, but lost interest before I got to any of the actual "HELPFUL" information...like "RECORD"

2) Opened up my email. There are currently somewhere around 40,000 emails in there. Got overwhelmed. Put it off till tomorrow.  ( Also, if you sent me one in the last month, you should prolly just resend.Kthanks)

3) Got a message that I forgot to pay my phone bill. ( I'm thinking that has something to do with my ignoring email for a month? Wierd.)

4) Tried to fix the phone bill issue, but lost interest...patience.... whatever.. It will be there tomorrow. I think. hope. etc.

5) Realized that I can tell when I used a purse last based on the large cache of receipts and the dates I find inside.

6) Realized I have a LOT of receipts for the oddest things.

7) Is probably going to forever wonder what "Household Item 281 was, and why I spent 19.99 on it. "

8) While watching "Hoarders on TLC" I realize that I have a LOT of purses. Made a note to shove them far back in the closet. Mumble to myself that it's all "totally normal" to have that many...hide them under the shoes...which then really panics me. Ignore. Denial.  Move on.

9) Flipped my pillow like a HUNDRED times and there was never a "cold side" which is really irritating.

10)...wrote a nonsensical blog about trying to sleep when I can't... so yeah, that too. Jus Sayin.